Lazy mothers that have nothing to do but
drive the kids to school and then come to work
But you know that’s just a place, for some breakfast and tea
And if they’re late to leave they’ll just go berserk

You see I work there so I know how it goes
Napping and working is just perfect symmetry
The boss has been gone nearly twelve bloody weeks
Nothing to do for this forsaken ministry
How can this be?

They’re ungrateful idiots, complaining ’bout the hours
And the pay that they’re getting
They’re kids’ll end up being like them, there’s no doubt about that
To me the future’s not looking so hot

Don’t get me started on the gossip and roasting of celebs
and the absent employees
“Ree7at’ha khaysa o 3yalha sej jeyaker”
But then the next day it’s, “Shlonech, 7ayaty”

You can’t imagine but I’ll try to describe
All that I’ll say is really quite simply simple
They look like clowns and dress like flashy d-queens
Some even have fake moles and one new fake dimple
Are you kidding me?

They’re ungrateful idiots, complaining ’bout the hours
And the pay that they’re getting
They’re kids’ll end up being like them, there’s no doubt about that
To me the future’s not looking so hot

(I couldn’t do the rap. I tried.)

Also, check out my other rewritten song, My Favorite Things.

AD Sport bought the rights to broadcast the English Premier League for the seasons running from 2010 through to 2013 for $1.7 billion. I guess they don’t have money left to manage their PR and Sales departments. According to their website, subscriptions were scheduled to start ‘mid July.’ It is now August and the first game of the EPL is exactly two weeks away.

Their website lists the providers, in Kuwait, which were/are going to be where we would get our cards or receivers. I called all of them to see if they might have any information about this issue.

Carrefour 2259 8222

We don’t know if we are even getting it or not.

Geant 2536 1111

I don’t what this is. I will ask my manager and call you back.

Lulu 2475 9333

We are definitely not getting it.

X-Cite 180 3535

I don’t want to give you the wrong information. I will call you back when I make sure.

Eureka 2536 1100
Not very optimistic about this piece of information. I will check again in three days and see what they will say.

The card will be available within three days.

LG (Al Babtain Electronics Co.) 1833 333
No answer from customer service.

Electrozan 1825 252
The call center system is screwed up.

Sultan Center 2264 2854
The phone line is always busy.

In conclusion, AD Sport is getting off on the wrong foot and are embarrassing themselves. Everyone one I know is pissed and confused. I suggest everyone to email angry complaints so that they know how we feel.

If I could choose only three crayons they would be yellow, orange and green. Otherwise, I won’t be able to draw the sun and grass.

What’s wild about me?

Bison horns – Your bison horns, unlike deer and elk antlers, are made of a substance similar to hair. They are also slow-growing and permanent. They grow in yearly “rings” which indicate age.

Anaconda snake tongue – Now you can smell with your tongue! Your forked anaconda tongue collects odor molecules from the air and brings them back to tiny grooves in the roof of your mouth, letting you “taste” the air.

Giant tree frog arms – Your sticky fingers are actually giant tree frog toe pads. They help you cling to trees and climb vertically anywhere you want.

Chilean flamingo wings – Your Chilean flamingo wings have dark feathers on their underside. Males use them in courtship displays by flapping their wings to make black flashes that attract the ladies. Ooh la la!

Siberian tiger tail – Your Siberian tiger tail is a four-foot-long aerodynamic masterpiece. It helps keep your balance when you’re running. Just like a spoiler on the back of a race car.

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My favorite summer was in 2007 when I went to visit my family from my mother’s side in Egypt. I hadn’t been there in seven years and honestly was not looking forward to it. As a teenager, I never enjoyed myself even though there were plenty of things to enjoy. My cousins were either much older than me or much younger. Anyway, this time I planned my visit to only last four days. My attitude was still the same as when I was a moody asshole of a teenager. But I made a decision and felt it was my duty to come and see my family. My younger cousin had died the year before when she was 15 years old and I was feeling extremely ashamed of myself for not getting to know this person who was my flesh and blood. I didn’t want that to happen again.

As soon as I arrived, I was welcomed by people who genuinely happy to see me. On top of that, I was finally considered an adult, treated as an equal. By that same night that I arrived, I was already pissed that I was only staying for only four days. However, they were a great four days. We had a great time together and most importantly, they helped me get through my guilt and shame. I cried but we also laughed at old memories of my late cousin. And they talked about how she grew up since I had last seen her and showed me photos too. They told me she was a wonderful girl who loved to read, was great at school and had big ambitions. It was tough and still is tough for me to talk or think about her, but the important thing is that I always will. I’ve even seen her in my dreams twice. I described how she looked to my mother a few days after she told me died. Long hair and glasses. She always had short hair as a child and had only recently gotten glasses.

This seems like a depressing summer memory but it really isn’t. I’m a better person because of it and I’m really thankful that I went. It’s weird, but my cousin’s death brought me closer to my family. I love them and they’re my friends. Since that summer, I require my self to go at least once every year. And every time I do, I actually look forward to it and hate the day I have to leave.

I can’t wait until I see them this September.

The Rules:

The game is a based on predictions and is played with a simple point system.

Part One: Complete Before the Opening Match

• Decide on a cash prize ammount.
• Print out a schedule or use one of the posters given out by all the newspapers and highlight the name of one country (your predicted winner) for each match. Highlight two countries for your prediction of a draw. Do that for each match in the Qualifiers ONLY.
• Name your predicted Player Of the Tournament, Young Player Of the Tournament (under 21) and Top Scorer Of the Tournamnet.
• Write down your predicted Group Leader and Group Runner Up for each group.

Part Two: Complete Before the First Round Of 16 Match

• Highlight the name of one country (your predicted winner) for each match.

Part Three: Complete Before the First Quarterfinal Match

• Highlight the name of one country (your predicted winner) for each match.

Part Four: Complete Before the First Semifinal Match

• Highlight the name of one country (your predicted winner) for each match.

Part Five: Complete Before the Third Place Match

• Highlight the name of one country (your predicted winner) for each the Third Place and FINAL match.

Part Six: Count Up the Points

• Each correct match prediction: 1 point
• Each correct Group Leader prediction: 2 points
• Each correct Group Runner Up prediction: 2 points
• Correct Player Of the Tournamnet prediction: 10 points
• Correct Young Player Of the Tournamnet prediction: 5 points
• Correct Top Scorer Of the Tournamnet prediction: 7 points

The person with the most total points wins and gets the cash prize!

Good luck!

1. Your kidneys need plenty of water (about 8-10 cups per day) to properlly perform their duties as vital organs in your body. When they don’t get enough water, they aren’t able to do those duties properlly or completely.
2. When you lose weight by cutting down on your calories, eating healthier, exercising, etc. your liver is what actually breaks down the stored fat and allows it to metabolize.
3. When your kidneys don’t get enough water, the liver steps in and does the rest of the job the kidneys were supposed to work on. This simply means that the liver now has less time to metabolize the fat.

Conclusion: Drink water and let your organs respectively do their own damn work.

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