Yahoo! Retards

I came across this collection of retarded Yahoo! questions/answers on Digg and some of them you won’t believe. Fake or not, they’re hilarious.

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Coolest Wallet EVER!

A friend of mine gifted me with this really cool Mighty Wallet the other day and almost everyone I’ve showed it to wants one too. It really does feel like paper and looks like an authentic folded envelope! I love it! It’s 100% recyclable and also tear-free (don’t worry). Best of all, it only costs 5KD and you can order it online from a local online store.

There are a total of 22 awesome designs to choose from. My favorite ones are the “3 Ring Binder,” “Graffiti,” “Mix Tape,” “News Print,” and “Tattoo.”

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LOLtastic 2

A New Zealand surgeon has been reprimanded for telling a severely obese patient she was ‘going on a f***ing diet’.

The surgeon, known as ‘Dr B’, used the work ‘f***’ at least three times after the woman told him she did not like the word ‘diet’.

Read the rest of the hilarious story.

Snake With A Smoking Habit

Um… wtf?

‘He is very tame and one day when I threw a cigarette butt away he went for it and seemed to enjoy having it in his mouth,’ said 33-year-old Lau.

‘One thing led to another and before long he was having one cigarette in the morning and another at night.’

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The River Of Blood

This is probably the coolest natural thing I’ve ever seen! Incredible! There is a glacier in Antarctica that seeps red liquid, making it look like the glacier is bleeding.

Discovered in 1911 by a member of Robert Scott’s ill-fated expedition team, its rusty color was at first theorized to be caused by some sort of algae growth. Later, however, it was proven to be due to iron oxidation. Every so often, the glacier spews forth a clear, iron-rich liquid that quickly oxidizes and turns a deep shade of red.

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Man Invents Talking Sex Robot

Roxxy the robot:

• Can hold intelligent conversations (NASCAR or even Middle East politics).
• Has five distinct “personalities” to choose from.
• Is covered with heated soft to the touch silicone skin (material used for prosthetic limbs).
• Has almost fully functional sex organs.
• Can climax and simulate an orgasm.

All jokes aside, this is great for the Arab culture. Men and boys can have the ultimate tool to release their built-up-to-the-rim-and-about-to-explode sexual tension. The government could provide discounts for the masses as an attempt to tone down the public harassment, pre-marital sex and most importantly, rape.

I commend this man from New Jersey. Although his intentions might not have been to help people, I’m sure that a good number of the customers will be those that are seeking actually help: sex offenders, addicts, shy men, etc.

Also, I think it’s really interesting that women have inquired about Roxxy as well.

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The Sheikh From the Land Of Meknes

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