Archive for the 'Kuwait' Category

TLC’s Waterfalls… Rewritten

Monday, August 16th, 2010

Sung in the tune of TLC’s Waterfalls. Lazy mothers that have nothing to do but drive the kids to school and then come to work But you know that’s just a place, for some breakfast and tea And if they’re late to leave they’ll just go berserk You see I work there so I know [...]

Abu Dhabi Sport Cards

Sunday, August 1st, 2010

AD Sport bought the rights to broadcast the English Premier League for the seasons running from 2010 through to 2013 for $1.7 billion. I guess they don’t have money left to manage their PR and Sales departments. According to their website, subscriptions were scheduled to start ‘mid July.’ It is now August and the first [...]

AdEaters 2010 & The Next Level

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Went to the Zain Night Of the AdEaters last night at the Avenues. The event sucked and the giveaway baggies sucked too. However, the actual show was great. The showcasing of the best TV ads in the world was great and I really enjoyed it. The best thing was that they had my favorite ad [...]

Man Invents Talking Sex Robot

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Roxxy the robot: Can hold intelligent conversations (NASCAR or even Middle East politics). Has five distinct “personalities” to choose from. Is covered with heated soft to the touch silicone skin (material used for prosthetic limbs). Has almost fully functional sex organs. Can climax and simulate an orgasm. All jokes aside, this is great for the [...]

Are You Optimistic About Kuwait?

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Optimism an inclination to put the most favorable construction upon actions and events or to anticipate the best possible outcome [Merriam-Webster]

Donkey – حمار

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

The other day while driving on the highway, I passed by a truck that had a donkey in the back. My first thought was “haha.. a donkey in a truck,” but then I got closer and saw the donkey’s face and it made me feel bad. It was standing under the hot afternoon sun. It [...]

Zain e-GO vs. Fastelco 256 kbps

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Zain e-GO (Super Unlimited) Fastelco 256 kbps