Archive for April, 2008

Nike Took It To the Next Level

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Nike Football. They have seriously outdone themselves. No joke. This is definitely the best commercial I have ever seen in my life. I don’t know how old it is, must be a week old at the most. I first saw it today after the glorious Manchester United win. Wow. I already had tears in my [...]

She’s Back!

Monday, April 28th, 2008

My favorite character in Grey’s Anatomy is coming back to the show! Addison Montgomery not only has the coolest name in TV, but she is FIERCE and I love her. She left last season to star in a spin off show based on her super cool character but new episodes have not been ordered since [...]

Thinking Out Loud

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

I CAN cure cancer. But I chose to be another person.
That has been scaring me for the past two nights.

Earthquake!

Friday, April 18th, 2008

It’s about 5:40 AM and I’ve been watching Doogie Howser, M.D. non-stop. Suddenly, my chair begins to rumble and I can feel the floor moving a bit. It was as if a dinosaur was walking a couple of blocks from my building. I could see ripple marks in the Dr. Pepper bottle that was on [...]

The World Is Full Of Sick Bastards

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Eight-Year-Old Wife Wins Divorce
A YEMENI court has granted a divorce to an eight-year-old girl whose unemployed father forced her into an arranged marriage.
“I am happy that I am divorced now. I will be able to go back to school,” Nojud Mohammed Ali said, after a public hearing in Sanaa’s court of first instance.
Her former [...]

My New Favorite Website

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Mugshot Dujour
Oh my God. I just found this website. I’m crying tears of laughter. In the library. Must keep quiet. Can’t do it. Oh shit I just snorted.
I dunno if this is your kind of funny. If it isn’t, I really feel sorry for you.
Still crying.

Buck Up

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

So yesterday, I decided to do something I didn’t want to do. I put up my whole DVD collection up on eBay. I love my DVDs and I take good care in selecting them for my collection and making sure I keep them scratch-free. Being a “special edition” freak, most of my titles are multiple [...]