My Favorite Things
Chopsticks for sushi and magnets on fridges
Clean shower caddies and tall cabled bridges
Long happy marriages and all that it brings
These are a few of my favorite things
Old comfy sneakers and sweet Beatle balads
Pepsi not Cola and fresh fruit not salads
Fat bees that die on the floor when they sting
These are a few of my favorite things
Doodles in notebooks and non-textbook classes
Anything Mac and my sweet Knoxville glasses
‘Yo Momma’ jokes and brand new pilot wings
These are a few of my favorite things
When Madrid lose
When there’s no floos
When it’s just so bad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so sad
Sung in the tune of “My Favorite Things” from the Sound of Music feature film.
Fun Fact: The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.


March 23rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I love your song! You’ve gone to a lot of trouble, and it was worth it - very very clever.
March 23rd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
lool u messed up my favorite song bas it’s nice..:)
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Intlxpatr thanks it took me 2 weeks to change the lyrics!
Big Pearls, haha its my special tribute to an awesome movie
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Nice one!!!! That song came back after it was on a commercial … i this an american express ommercial or something
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
That is AWESOME!! I really, really love your version :)) You can go on and on by the way.. whenever the poetry muse visits!!
March 24th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Laialy yeah i know what ur talking about.. the lady that sang it BADLY.. wow.. lol
shorof, thanks! i dunno if i’ll go on with this one.. it took me 2 weeks and many brain farts.. maybe i’ll do another song?
March 30th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
looool, thats amazing, pretty cool,,,i thought it was of somewhee else, then i realised that its your own….HHehE….nice one…