I’ll be dormant for some time because I got a lot of $%^ to do. In the meantime, I want to remind myself of why I’m doing all of this.
If I Could (Change the World) by Eric Clapton. [3.7 MB]
I’m writing this because I have an unbelievably large workload tonight (all-nighter) and I am experiencing homework-block at the moment.
It’s time for another cartoon. Blitz Wolf, produced in 1942, is another classic children’s tale twisted by MGM’s Tex Avery (remember: Red Hot Riding Hood?). Here, it is a story of the Three Little Pigs featuring the Big Bad Wolf, the huffer and the puffer. The story takes place during World War II. The first two pigs have no problems building houses of straw and wood since they have a treaty with Adolf Wolf. The story goes and the pigs join the smart pig in his highly equipped bunker.
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“Campbell’s Soup Cans” — Andy Warhol
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I just made this list in my planner which I hadn’t seen in about a month and a half. It’s gonna be a long rest of April. This school has been so hard for no reason. It’s not like I’m taking really hard classes. It’s just that my mind is like the left over sludge in your cup of tea when you put in too much sugar. I’ll be glad when it’s all over. Even though the summer session starts four days after my last final. New semesters are a fresh start. God help me in this final upcoming year. I’m really getting tired of college. To think I was complaining of the daily 7:45am-2:30pm days in highschool. So naive.
By the end of tomorrow (Tuesday), I should have six of the things listed on the list done (#1,2,5,6,8,11). Inshalla.
1. We suck at traffic rules.
- I gave the finger to a guy (first time to a stranger) who was parked (without his caution lights on) in the right lane of a two-lane road in Salmiya.
2. We are supremely vain. For no reason.
- Do guys really think they’re fly when they spike their bleached hair, wear women’s shades and wear clothing that could blind nuns that have never experienced so much patterns and colors at the same time? Tip: Girls like guys who actually look like guys. Women, shades are worn when there are sunrays shining at you face and not for protection from the lightbulbs of a mall no matter how well lit it is. Makeup and our creative painters are another issue. Also, when you decide to have a “puff” on the top of your head, it would be less cone-head-like if the height of the “puff” is not longer than half the height of your face. All this to attract attention. I guess it works.
3. We are going backwards.
“Kuwait is the worst Gulf nation when it comes to development.”
“No we’re not! Iraq is obviously.”
“Oh so NOW they’re part of the Gulf?”
- Reminds me of when Yemen was entered in the Khalijy Tournament so that Kuwait wouldn’t be last place. Really sad.
4. “3ami iShur6i”
- Refering to our Paris Hiltons who call our “cops” Uncle. WTF. MAJOR WTF. What are you girls SMOKING?!
5. Man-posers.
- No matter how old you are, having peach-fuzz or facial hair doesn’t give you authority over your sisters, young or old. Are you saying your parents are doing a bad job? Sit your ass back down. Respect your sister. And for God’s sake treat other women like your sister too.
Watch an Audi RS4 race a BMW M5 weaving through really heavy traffic in broad daylight!
No I’m not talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, haha. My friend wants to be famous and wants me to put his “shred vid” online. According to Greg, “shredding is the essence of style. Style begets beauty. And beauty is the path to enlightenment. Socrates said that in 200 A.D.” He’s a bit of a dummy so I will define shredding for you. Shredding is basically longboarding. A longboard is a long skateboard that is not used for flip-flippy tricks, but for super speed and “stylistic expression of your namaste.” What did I tell ya?
Ok, so here he is with his crew, The Triumvirate doing some shredding. They did their own taping and editing of this video and many others that they have. They even have their own production company, Stomping Pegasus Pictures.
So I hope you enjoy it. I certainly did 
He’s the dude with the curly blond hair. But he shaved it off now because of a stupid night in Florida during Spring Break.
