Archive for February, 2007

1st Ever Wendy’s to Shut Down

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

COLUMBUS, Ohio – Wendy’s International Inc. said Friday that sagging sales will force it to close the restaurant where the nation’s third-largest hamburger chain began in 1969. The iconic restaurant, filled with memorabilia and photographs of the late Wendy’s founder, Dave Thomas, will close March 2. –link I guess that’s sad news. But they could [...]

LOL

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

Embarrassment and an ass-crack.

WHAT?!

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

Microsoft Windows Vista is a ripoff of Mac OS X??? Hahah. This in an old video. It has the audio of Vista being introduced or presented, and the video of someone showing that OS X already has whatever is being introduced about Vista. Amazing. Well, I think it’s only fair to let Vista defend this [...]

Visiting Kuwait

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

I invited my American friend to come home with me to Kuwait and Egypt for the two weeks I will have off this summer. She was totally up for it and was super excited because her dad said OK when she thought he wouldn’t. The fact that I will be with her the whole time [...]

US Troops Kidnap Six-Year-Old Girl

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

In a dispatch posted at 5:53pm Makkah time Thursday afternoon, Mafkarat al-Islam reported that US forces kidnapped a six-year-old elementary school girl, Maryam ‘Abdallah, as she came out of her school in al-Habbaniyah, 90km west of Baghdad, on Thursday. Reports from al-Habbaniyah indicated that Maryam is the daughter of Shaykh ‘Abdallah al-Mar‘awi, a Resistance commander, [...]

Seventy-Two Virgins

Friday, February 16th, 2007

by Steve Martin Virgin No. 1: Yuck. Virgin No. 2: Ick. Virgin No. 3: Ew. Virgin No. 4: Ow. Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen! Virgin No. 6: I’m Becky. I’ll be legal in two years. Virgin No. 7: Here, I’ll just pull down your zipper. Oh, sorry! Virgin No. 8: [...]

The Day After Valentine’s Day

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

For those who had a happy Valentine’s Day with their loved one, I dedicate the following song: So This Is Love by Ilene Woods in Cinderella. [1.4 MB] For those who didn’t have a happy day yesterday: Suicide Is Painless by Johnny Mandel. [3.3 MB] I’M JUST KIDDING!! But seriously listen to it, it’s a [...]