Encarta® Instant Answers

I’m sure some of you have heard of this before. Encarta has developed an instant answers robot for MSN Messenger. You can ask it any question you like and it will answer it. How many people live in Kuwait? What is the flag of Kenya? How old would Princess Diana be today? What is 2 + 2?

Ofcourse with something cool like this, who can possibly resist asking it other questions? Are you a boy? Do you have boobs? Do you love me?

Other fun stuff you can do is teach it your name. You can also say a statement and it will respond and you can even make a conversation out of it if you answer cleverly. It’s really fun and hilarious at times. I recomend trying all the emoticons as well.

All you have to do is add encarta@conversagent.com to your contact list.

8 Responses to “Encarta® Instant Answers”

  1. Jan6a Says:

    i tired it today! Oh my God its the funniest thing ever. I had like 10 fights with him already. Tell him to “shut up” ygolich -”No you shut up!”

    heheh genius

  2. snookie Says:

    eee! looool! 3ajeeb! :D

    tell him “u r stupid”

  3. Jan6a Says:

    i keep tellin him “so wanna make out?”
    heheheh this is beyond funny

  4. snookie Says:

    LOOL im gonna try that one! :D

  5. snookie Says:

    I love magic.. says:
    heeeeeeeeey
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    You typed a very weird thing. What’s “heeeeeeeeey” supposed to mean?
    I love magic.. says:
    its another way of saying hi
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    Hmm…
    I love magic.. says:
    u wanna make out?
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    I’m not sure if I want to make out.
    I love magic.. says:
    why not?
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    There are plenty of reasons why not.
    I love magic.. says:
    u think im ugly
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    No I don’t.
    I love magic.. says:
    yes u do
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    I won’t.
    I love magic.. says:
    promise?
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    Yes, maybe.
    I love magic.. says:
    maybe?
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    Maybe?
    I love magic.. says:
    u r stupid
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    That’s not nice.
    I love magic.. says:
    im sorry
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    K, don’t worry ’bout it.

    Well. Anyway…
    I love magic.. says:
    yeah… anyway, hows it going?
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    I’m doing well. How ’bout you, Snookie?
    I love magic.. says:
    im great
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    Great? Fantastic.
    I love magic.. says:
    thanks
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    You’re welcome.

  6. bitzer Says:

    [03:09] dotnet@bitzer.org: why do men have nipples?
    [03:09] encarta@conversagent.com: I don’t think I know.

    Got boring, though. It doesn’t know the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow or tomorrow’s lottery numbers. I asked it about g-spots and it got kinda uppity, though.

  7. *-fwai7-* Says:

    LOOOOOOOOL this is too awesome :P

    *!*cHyNaDoLL*!* - como agua para chocolate.. ;* [7.confessions in a murano.3] says:
    i like butter
    *!*cHyNaDoLL*!* - como agua para chocolate.. ;* [7.confessions in a murano.3] says:
    don’t you just love it?
    *!*cHyNaDoLL*!* - como agua para chocolate.. ;* [7.confessions in a murano.3] says:
    mmm.. dripping.. all over you and me.. and our popcorn
    *!*cHyNaDoLL*!* - como agua para chocolate.. ;* [7.confessions in a murano.3] says:
    ?
    Encarta® Instant Answers says:
    OK, I’m back.
    *!*cHyNaDoLL*!* - como agua para chocolate.. ;* [7.confessions in a murano.3] says:
    after what, masturbating?

    LMFAO…. oh my GoD!!

  8. snookie Says:

    LOOOOOL nice one :D

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