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Dear Real Madrid,

It has come to my attention that you haven’t been feeling so hot these past few months. I’m really sorry to hear that. Is it a seasonal thing? Because I noticed it’s been like this for almost three years right? Wow, you must really be sick and tired of it. I also noticed you’ve been constantly changing you’re doctors as well. How do you expect to get well when you’re always getting different opinions all the time?! Stick to one doctor for goodness sakes. And people have also told me you’ve been using new medications every few months. Again, stick to a group of meds that work together. And give them time to settle and get use to you and your body. Then and only then will you finally get on the right track. Tell your drug dealer to give you break! Tell him you don’t need any more new pills!

Your loved ones really miss you and are anxiously waiting for your full self to be back. Please remember that many people love you and care about you so try to take care of yourself a bit better than normal.

I got to know you a long time ago but I didn’t really pay attention to you or anything. But I became your bestfriend three years ago. I was there every single day you needed me, but now I’m starting to think maybe you are allergic to me! Am I the reason of your sickness?! I swear, if I am, I promise you won’t hear of me again. I’ll love you from a distance if I have to. But on one condition: GET WELL SOON.

Your buddy,
Snookie

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